Welcome to my scratching post~
Reblog this if it’s okay for me to randomly jump into your ask box and interact with your muse.

OKAY I JUST FUCKING NOTICED SOMETHING

I WENT TO MY FRIDGE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM FROM THE FREEZER

I DROPPED SOMETHING AND I BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP, I STAND BACK UP AND I SEE THIS.. THIS THING ALONG THAT STANDIN SHIT MOMENT POINT


I LOOK DOWN A BIT WHEN I SEE WHERE IT’S STARING

THAT LIL’ SMILEY ASS DICK JOCKEY OF A RAY OF SUNSHINE BITCH IS STARING AT MY FUCKIN CROTCH

I GO TO GRAB A LADLE FOR MY DAMN SMOOTH, MILKY ICE CREAMY GOODNESS

TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND I GLANCE OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE TO WATCH THAT DAMN SUN FROM THE FIERY PITS OF HELL

I SEE THIS

I LOOK AT IT FOR A MOMENT BEFORE TAKING A STEP BACK TO THE SINK COUNTER WHERE THE CANYON DITCH DIPPER UTENSILS ARE

FOLLOW THIS LIL’ FEATHERY FOWLS BUGEYED GAZE AND SEE IT’S STARIN AT MY PATOOT

I AM ENRAGED

THESE GUYS ARE GETTIN A VIEW FOR FREE FUCK THAT NOISE

Reblog if I can come into your inbox and start a conversation in character.

reconciliatory-yoga:

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This is always okay.

you're a honey-covered kitten~

His ears flattened, he booped his indexes together as he raised an eyebrow. “If I was actually covered in honey my tails and ears would get sticky and matted.” He said in a quiet and pathetic tone, staring at the floor. 

welp

All I wanna say is I hope anons are fucking happy with what they’ve done to Sburbox and Shoguru, they are getting hate for something THEY want to enjoy and should feel free to do since it’s THEIR characters! This is complete and utter bullshit that anyone could ever do this to another! But hey, this isn’t affecting the antagonist on the other end to these pros at all and they’re like WHOO HOO WE WON we hit em’ hard! Hit them hard emotionally and mentally, as Sburbox said, Sho is paranoid to even show anything of creamcest or steamcest or any other ships that are not liked due to hate. And these guys are not the only ones, I know there are many more people around here that have the same problem. God, tumblr at times is like the damn American economy/society, full of hate and disapproval of something that they don’t think is right. Close-minded. Prejudice and judgmental of other peoples stuff. >:( We’ve many good people on here because of cyber-bullies and shiz. thisisabsolutecrap. ;___;

blaineaderson:

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

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I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

bitch were getting you a puppy ok

#we are tumblr and we like getting people pets #and that’s as productive as we get



This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God.
This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my heart. I mean, she’s six years old and she thinks she’s not beautiful. That’s not right. But she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She’s got golden blonde hair, bright green eyes and a smile so beautiful that you melt a little inside when you see it.
When their mum got home, I showed her Hollie’s prayer, and she was devestated. She’s a nurse so she’s seen a lot of horrible things, but I have never seen her like that. And so I had to do something.
If you’re reading this, and if you have the slightest bit of a heart, please reblog this, so that I can prove to Hollie that she is beautiful, and that she is so special, and that God made her exactly the way she is because He knows that He made her perfect. Please give this beautiful little girl the confidence she deserves.

this made me cry. i don’t really care that i’m a strict 1d blog. everyone needs to reblog.

This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God.

This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my heart. I mean, she’s six years old and she thinks she’s not beautiful. That’s not right. But she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She’s got golden blonde hair, bright green eyes and a smile so beautiful that you melt a little inside when you see it.

When their mum got home, I showed her Hollie’s prayer, and she was devestated. She’s a nurse so she’s seen a lot of horrible things, but I have never seen her like that. And so I had to do something.

If you’re reading this, and if you have the slightest bit of a heart, please reblog this, so that I can prove to Hollie that she is beautiful, and that she is so special, and that God made her exactly the way she is because He knows that He made her perfect. Please give this beautiful little girl the confidence she deserves.

this made me cry. i don’t really care that i’m a strict 1d blog. everyone needs to reblog.

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terezispsychoticgrin:

if you reblog this, i’ll draw you in your god tier. if you don’t have selfies on your blog, i’ll improvise. 

as i’m gonna do this as a part of my perspective challenge, each of the doodles will have a different perspective to them (well, at least i”ll try to)

i’ll do every single one of them!

each one will look something like this

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The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth to follow.

Watch as no one reblogs this from me.

Aww, what cute ears ya got~!

He stared at him before glancing up at his ears, twitching them. “Thank you. I think. Got a tail, too.” He looked down as he rocked on his heels, his black fuzzy appendage swaying behind him.

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fullofsinfullust:

little-miss-lalonde:

jovialmaverick:

fragile-strider:

serenitysswirl:

i have a theory that everyone becomes x10 hotter when cosplaying dave strider

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what?

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no harm in trying I guess

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nothing ha— HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK-!?!

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i don’t really understand, guys, but fuck, it works…

nice joke guys

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS

IS NOT

A DRILL

yeah right 

My GIF Animation

wait..HOLY SHIT WHERE DID MY SHIRT GO

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SCREECHES I HAVE EXPERIENCED AMATEUR MLP PONY PORN ON MY DASH I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

FUCK I FORGOT I HAD A SANDWICH FROM EARLIER going to bed has never been better

and it has bacon ilu sammich